"I never knew poop could be so challenging..."
"...and I love my gun anyway. I've created this, I've crafted it, with my- OOOH MY GOD MY PENIS IN MY TEARS"
"I'm looking straight up, all I see is your tip."
"Hoooly sweet dick licks maaan, this is intensity at its finest..."
"DooM: 'Bye Josh have a great time.' Josh: 'Waat are you doing' DooM: 'I'm going to pick up the sl00ts.'"
"uscemu eat a soft wiener!"
"i never held onto a stair railing so hard in my life"
"I'm gonna give it a good rubbing - you know.. like sometimes you just gotta rub it to get it out"
"Suck it suck it suck it good, suck it REAL good! ..Thank you!"
"m8 what do I doos, what does one doos, one does one doos, one does not doos the one thing that he not n..dd.n.d.."
"Hibbity hoppity hibbity hoppity hibbity skippidy skoppity screensaver."
"Who invented barns?! Screw that guy in particular."
"Look at his health... it's like a pubic hair worth of health"
"UWa... NO! GET OFF! GET OFF THE FUKIN HORSE MATE!! FUK! FOOOK! FOOOOOOOOOOO- *hiccup*"
"Hello. I have come. You can kill me now. OOHHH NO DON'T KILL ME!!"
"You're like 'oh, it's totally safe there. I've been there like 6, 7 times maybe. I've totally retraced my steps and nothing could possibly be there.' And when you least expect it, the thing's like 'surprise buttsex!', and just butters your butt up."
"Alright Miller, I'm gonna take you for a ride.... uyH, ayH.. When I said "take you for a ride", I didn't.. I didn't picture this.
"At zero tickets DooMDini brings it in! a-KABLAMO BITCHES!!"
"NOO DON'T SUCK ME! No sucking power. Nononono, no sucky sucky."
"Oh baby have Jesus-... Oh baby have mercy on my soul"
"Why are you tilting? Why are you tiltiiiinnng?!! ...what the fak is dis?? ..what the- ..wha- ..okay I'll take it. MOTHER FAKKER!!"
"sorry guys i promise next stream if this isnt fixed ill eat a raw potato"
"NOOOOOO! NO NO yes yes yes NO NO NO NO NO.. oh... okay we're good, okay we're good we're good we're good."
"What is that? What tha hell is that? A GIRAFFE, ZEBRA?"
"WHAT KIND OF A BAYONET CHARGE IS THAT, LOOK AT HIS MOUSTACHE FOR GOD SAKES, I WILL RIP THAT OFF WITH A WAX TAPE"
"I CAN'T READ WOMAN, I CAN'T READ! FOOKIN I'm dyslexic now!! ...AHH!"
"Why do you move so fast, why are you like, moving at the bullet of speed??"
"Hold on now, I gotta.. I gotta think! I can't think when I'm thinking!"
"See that? I'm a magician! This is why they call me DooMDini. I'm an absolute- ow I'm burning myself"
"Mr.DooM what are you teaching us today? How to uh, win in Battlefield... using LOWOLWOWOWLOLWOLWLWLLL"
"DooMDini has figured out the sensitivity tricks to being the crazyest mother cheeseburger you've ever FaKKED"
"Watch this! I get in... a- ..and I die
"I think of it like a cheeseburger. You always want a whole cheeseburger even when youve already taken a bit. I wish I could reload a cheeseburger."
"FUK MY LITTLE WILLY FUKIN NOOOOOOO"
"I can't get out. Why can't I get out?? MOTHER OF COCK!"
"Somebody could legit make a FUKING TREE!"
"UUUUUUUUUUU FUK ME IN THE BUTT run away, just run away"
"I'm heavily eleling my videos.. eleling... *gets shot by tank* eeHHHH.."
"Shank your winkie fukin fuk!"
"*noscopes* Noob. *dies* FUUK!!"
"I'm a fukin genius..... FOOKIN IDIOT I'M SO STUPID!"
"What the *** suck a dick
"Player: 'Having trouble Doom?' DooM: 'SUCKADIK!'"
"Do you know who GabeN is? ...He's a hooker!"
"They done buttered up my buttcheeks."
"I'M A GENIUS! I am a- ffffffaaaaaakin fakkkkkkk"
"Player: 'What providence [in Canada] are you from?' DooM: 'Africa :D'"
"duh duh d-duh duu, duh duh DU DUUU, BOSS FIGHT"
"Wow dude, we are really going deep in here"
"when you flash urself: SMILE FOR THE CAMERA SELF
"They're all her- fak fak fak fak fak!"
"I fawk you with a shoe lace!"
"[Thuh music is] SOU GUD you kno it make me feel like natural woman"
"OH THAT'S A LOAD OF DICK NOZZLE"
"Pleb: I was trapped on an escalator power went out DooM: omg thats horrible"
"DESK! I wanted to read dick so hard."
"Good call DooM. Thanks guys."
"DANJ MEMES *disconnects; gets unfriended*"
"I'm not doing it anymore, I'm not doing it anymore! ...fine I'll do it, one more"
"@devsain your magical voice is so soothing like lokis greenward casted upon this universe. i ask not but 1 request for you to whisper absurd while holding your nostrils. this will give me reason to live"
"Why would you make an AWP watch long??"
"Ohh holy *** I Call of Duty 360 almost killed myself"
"*teabagging* You like that?? Haaa??? Oh no he's enjoying it.."
"Its the Mickey Mouse, DANK HOUSE! CUM INSIDE THERES MEMES INSIDE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ"
"Spenny, I want you to know... my asscrack loves you.
"If it's not dust2 I would be surprised like 'holy jesus it's a miracle!'... *cobblestone loads* Holy jesus it's a miracle!"
"As long as the melons are from a dude or a decepticon then yes I love melons"
"Player: Give me one reason to check out your YT channel. DooM: buttsex."
"Doom is sex no matter what his potato looks like"
"iMACNUT am a gay boi and i love it"
"Dank memes bring good dreams."
"Quotes are dead, get over it
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