"NOO DON'T SUCK ME! No sucking power. Nononono, no sucky sucky."
"Oh baby have Jesus-... Oh baby have mercy on my soul"
"Why are you tilting? Why are you tiltiiiinnng?!! ...what the fak is dis?? ..what the- ..wha- ..okay I'll take it. MOTHER FAKKER!!"
"sorry guys i promise next stream if this isnt fixed ill eat a raw potato"
"NOOOOOO! NO NO yes yes yes NO NO NO NO NO.. oh... okay we're good, okay we're good we're good we're good."
"What is that? What tha hell is that? A GIRAFFE, ZEBRA?"
"WHAT KIND OF A BAYONET CHARGE IS THAT, LOOK AT HIS MOUSTACHE FOR GOD SAKES, I WILL RIP THAT OFF WITH A WAX TAPE"
"I CAN'T READ WOMAN, I CAN'T READ! FOOKIN I'm dyslexic now!! ...AHH!"
"Why do you move so fast, why are you like, moving at the bullet of speed??"
"Hold on now, I gotta.. I gotta think! I can't think when I'm thinking!"
"See that? I'm a magician! This is why they call me DooMDini. I'm an absolute- ow I'm burning myself"
"Mr.DooM what are you teaching us today? How to uh, win in Battlefield... using LOWOLWOWOWLOLWOLWLWLLL"
"DooMDini has figured out the sensitivity tricks to being the crazyest mother cheeseburger you've ever FaKKED"
"Watch this! I get in... a- ..and I die
"I think of it like a cheeseburger. You always want a whole cheeseburger even when youve already taken a bit. I wish I could reload a cheeseburger."
"FUK MY LITTLE WILLY FUKIN NOOOOOOO"
"I can't get out. Why can't I get out?? MOTHER OF COCK!"
"Somebody could legit make a FUKING TREE!"
"UUUUUUUUUUU FUK ME IN THE BUTT run away, just run away"
"I'm heavily eleling my videos.. eleling... *gets shot by tank* eeHHHH.."
"Shank your winkie fukin fuk!"
"*noscopes* Noob. *dies* FUUK!!"
"I'm a fukin genius..... FOOKIN IDIOT I'M SO STUPID!"
"What the *** suck a dick
"Player: 'Having trouble Doom?' DooM: 'SUCKADIK!'"
"Do you know who GabeN is? ...He's a hooker!"
"They done buttered up my buttcheeks."
"I'M A GENIUS! I am a- ffffffaaaaaakin fakkkkkkk"
"Player: 'What providence [in Canada] are you from?' DooM: 'Africa :D'"
"duh duh d-duh duu, duh duh DU DUUU, BOSS FIGHT"
"Wow dude, we are really going deep in here"
"when you flash urself: SMILE FOR THE CAMERA SELF
"They're all her- fak fak fak fak fak!"
"I fawk you with a shoe lace!"
"[Thuh music is] SOU GUD you kno it make me feel like natural woman"
"OH THAT'S A LOAD OF DICK NOZZLE"
"Pleb: I was trapped on an escalator power went out DooM: omg thats horrible"
"DESK! I wanted to read dick so hard."
"Good call DooM. Thanks guys."
"DANJ MEMES *disconnects; gets unfriended*"
"I'm not doing it anymore, I'm not doing it anymore! ...fine I'll do it, one more"
"@devsain your magical voice is so soothing like lokis greenward casted upon this universe. i ask not but 1 request for you to whisper absurd while holding your nostrils. this will give me reason to live"
"Why would you make an AWP watch long??"
"Ohh holy *** I Call of Duty 360 almost killed myself"
"*teabagging* You like that?? Haaa??? Oh no he's enjoying it.."
"Its the Mickey Mouse, DANK HOUSE! CUM INSIDE THERES MEMES INSIDE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ"
"Spenny, I want you to know... my asscrack loves you.
"If it's not dust2 I would be surprised like 'holy jesus it's a miracle!'... *cobblestone loads* Holy jesus it's a miracle!"
"As long as the melons are from a dude or a decepticon then yes I love melons"
"Player: Give me one reason to check out your YT channel. DooM: buttsex."
"Doom is sex no matter what his potato looks like"
"iMACNUT am a gay boi and i love it"
"Dank memes bring good dreams."
"Quotes are dead, get over it
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